Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Tempting, but alas it is Lent - I'll have to pass this time.
And if they're going to make me hover a few inches off the ground with eyes like saucers, I think Father Peter might just notice even without the breathalyzer.

Look at all the pretty colors!

Wow, they do make your eyes look like saucers!

*ears perk up* *looks for saucers of milk*

*becomes a transparent flying saucer*

*Leans forward, tail wiggling* *stalks invisible flying saucer*

*loads a thousand balls of yarn into a tennis ball launcher, aims at ceiling and hits the on switch*

*calls in the Mac Nac Feegle for reinforcements*

Glindar!
*stabs at yarn balls and anything else in the vicinity*
Vicinous stabbing! Ha!

Greetings. Hey Barkeep i would like some of your famous chocolate covered mushrooms. Word on the street is, they're good.

WWrrroooowwl! *Jumps onto Asigrt 1122 Mode's head, yarn trailing from his clams* *sweeps a claw down to steal a chocolate covered mushroom*

If cats get stoned, can you tell the difference?