Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Brother J, are those the ingredients in your drink? I had better stick to my sherry...

Forget the chess have a drink, and play some poker. Father Peter will never know.

Better not - since he caught Brother Ignatius making moonshine in the laundry he's taken to random breathalyser testing at Vespers

Here! Have some chocolate covered mushrooms instead! Bet THEY won't show up on a breathalyzer test!

Tempting, but alas it is Lent - I'll have to pass this time.
And if they're going to make me hover a few inches off the ground with eyes like saucers, I think Father Peter might just notice even without the breathalyzer.

Look at all the pretty colors!

Wow, they do make your eyes look like saucers!

*ears perk up* *looks for saucers of milk*

*becomes a transparent flying saucer*

*Leans forward, tail wiggling* *stalks invisible flying saucer*

*loads a thousand balls of yarn into a tennis ball launcher, aims at ceiling and hits the on switch*

*calls in the Mac Nac Feegle for reinforcements*