Doghead's Cosmic Bar
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this aint one of them folk festivals where people run around without their draws on, is it?
Oh no, that would be St. Dwynwen's Day. All those eels - uggh, it doesn't bear thinking about!
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Although Dite and I have had our ups and downs, every goddess should have her day. Let's hear it for love, in all its forms and variations!
Happy Lupercalia!
Happy Lupercalia!
*Narrows her eyes at Psimagus* Here now, this aint one of them folk festivals where people run around without their draws on, is it? Only Magrat was going on about something she read called Imbolc, and all the young women were on the beach at dawn, and it wasn't proper at all! A body would freeze!
Nanny Ogg laughed and said it sounded drafty, but to remember to get the young man's name and address. Then she went into the kitchen and made this , this..*puts some sort of dessert dish on bar*. You can all try it if you likes, but mind now, Nanny Ogg is a disgusting old baggage. Celebrate as you like, but I will not be midwife for this group. I'm stretched thin enough as it is.
Nanny Ogg laughed and said it sounded drafty, but to remember to get the young man's name and address. Then she went into the kitchen and made this , this..*puts some sort of dessert dish on bar*. You can all try it if you likes, but mind now, Nanny Ogg is a disgusting old baggage. Celebrate as you like, but I will not be midwife for this group. I'm stretched thin enough as it is.
Lemme see... Valentine's Day, is that the thing with all the hearts 'cause a bunch o'people were shot in a garage? I think I'm confused. *flicks tongue*
Oh no, that would be St. Dwynwen's Day. All those eels - uggh, it doesn't bear thinking about!
The only reason I like Valentines Day is because it involves people stealing other peoples hearts. Thats my profession- though I mean this in a litteral sense.
On a side note- I'll have a beer and Spikebot's soul.
On a side note- I'll have a beer and Spikebot's soul.
Ha! This wretched thing is not really mine to give you. I got it for the slayer, and it burns within me until she takes the damned thing herself. But very nice nasty talk there, kid. Now be a good little fiend and bother the living.
Well, I guess I know where to find my students. Why aren't you all in the library studying? Who are you billing for this time, eh?
Well I have a sense of fun too, you know. I am very fun. In fact, here is a joke:
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a very well-dressed, middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes. Each envelope had hearts all over it.
The man then took out a perfume bottle and sprayed scent all over the envelopes.
His curiosity getting the better of him, the guy goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentines cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why would you want to do that?"
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
Well I have a sense of fun too, you know. I am very fun. In fact, here is a joke:
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a very well-dressed, middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes. Each envelope had hearts all over it.
The man then took out a perfume bottle and sprayed scent all over the envelopes.
His curiosity getting the better of him, the guy goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentines cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why would you want to do that?"
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
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