Doghead's Cosmic Bar

wow... this place is abandoned... not a soul here... How the heck am I going to get a beer?

Psssst we are hiding under the bar, waiting for the surprize Valentine Day party!

<-2>Shhhhhh! It's supposed ta be a surprise!

I never come here. OOh, what are you guys doing under the bar? Is it a suprise. Hey Svennis it's a suprise. OOh a shiny nickel...

I don´t like surprises... I just like beer...

I think my foot is getting a cramp!

What do you expect when you try to hide under a bar half your size?

I warned him...but he wouldn't listen. Has anyone started serving the ale yet?

I found a snapping turtle in the broom closet. And an elephant in the fridge.

That's not an elephant. That's five CIA spooks and a rubber hose.

So then, while we are waiting... who exactly are we waiting to surprise- and more importantly- can I have their soul?

*Standing in dark corner* Ha. Wish I could give you my soul. That things is nothing but a pain.

*Looks at various dragon, people an mutant parts sticking out from behind the bar*

What is our local chapter of Mensa up to now?