Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Merry chrishmash to you all!
Don´t want glögg! Hot spicy wine with almonds and raisins is no good.
Wait... it was some time since I ate, give me a cup, Dogh, but I want a beer to rinse it down with.

Don't foget to leave one out for Santa!

Don't forget the Hogfather! I hear he likes sherry.

*bows to the sun as it begins its journey north*
Who else wishes their drink turned to liquefied sunlight?

*hisses and shys away to the back corner*

*Backs away slowly to stand behind Azier*

Not I, if I add your liquid light to my peppermint tea, will I have enlightenmint?

Merry, merry everyone!

What else would you not have?

*extracts the essence of true darkness from liquid sunlight and offers liquid darkness to Aziere and Spikebot*

did you guys have a good christmas

*stares at liquid darkness and gives it a small taste* Ain't half bad actually. Tastes almost like a really evil soul... mmmmm.. evil soul....

*Stares into the pure darkness, then grabs his chest* The soul...it stings. It stings! *stumbles to bar* Whiskey. Just whiskey. *drinks whiskey, and regains balance*

*Toasts the bar* Happy New Year!

*butters the bar* Anyone want scorpion jam? I might have some saguaro...
*disappears into a hole for a moment*
Nope. All gone. Just the scorpion left.

*starts singing*
We twa hae roon aboot the brae
and pu'd the gowans fine!