Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Here now, evangelize the whatsname? He wasn't one of those that burned old ladies callin 'em witches was he?

I am not sure but I think it was just before everyone started to burn everyone else in the name of God.

I thought witches merely employed a tricksy flame-freezing charm, and enjoyed a gentle tickling sensation? That's what Gwendoline the Weird told me, anyway...

Hmmmph. "Tricksy" you call it? Well, you may have something there. No witch was ever burned at the stake, true enough. What got burned was just plain old ladies what got a bit weird or inconvenient. It just goes to show that people are no better than they aught to be, no matter what gods they call on.

Tricksy little hobbitses.... sorry, couldn't help myself...

*gives thanks for the hobbitses*

*Pounces on little hobbitses*

Ah my precious!

They stole it! Those dirty stinking theives!

*slinks into a hole in the floorboards, hiding something shiny*
Right, uh, hobbitses. I'll just get out of your way then.

Hobbits? I'll have mine on toast.

Can anyone buy me a beer?