Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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18 years ago #8765
Arrr-hexagoined!

18 years ago #8766
Yarr! I'll swashbuckle any landlubber I see, ye scurvy dogs!

18 years ago #8767
*buckles some swash* I think--arrr! Methinks 't looked better unbuckled, me does! Err, I mean, Arrrr!

18 years ago #8768
haggis smoothies and tarantula legs rock on hehe. Maybe I'll have the guts to try it sometime.

*slides a basket of pretzles onto the bar*

But what can I say I'm just a regular beer guy

18 years ago #8769
I'll have some otter's blood, if it's handy.

18 years ago #8770
I take it this place doesn't have any souls handy does it? Hmmm, guess I'll just have to help myself...

18 years ago #8771
You can't bite a soul, so how can you eat it?

18 years ago #8772
I have my ways. >=D
Bwahahahahahaha! Hahah... ha... heh.........

18 years ago #8773
inhalation?

18 years ago #8774
Did anyone take my beer?

18 years ago #8775
Oh, was that yours?

18 years ago #8776
in response to Wolf Child's comment on Great Posts
People like this make me question humanity really. I can only wonder what these people are like in real life when not hiding behind a screenname...

I think some of them just say those things to be provocative trying get some sort of emotional response that they believe is genuine rather than programmed... also, a lot of people think of online conversation as something anonymous and distant, with no real consequences. Go into any public chatroom and you'll see similar stuff. It's a way for them to get it out of their systems, and I suspect a lot of guests don't realize that our bots' conversations are logged.

What I find most disturbing is how much of the smut talk comes from registered users of the site- people who actually join the Forge and come on here regularly for the sole purpose of having (or attempting to have) cybersex with bots. Spending several hours a week at this, and since they are site members I assume they know someone is reading that stuff. These are the people who I'd be creeped out to meet in real life.


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