Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oh, it said you were telling me the truth about you... OooOooOooh It's a paradox!

Maybe even Quasi-paradoxial!

wipes off splattered booze off from gun fire. can I have another bloddy mary. make sure she is a virgin this time.

w00t = word that doesn't really mean anything

Kirby = word that doesn't really mean anything, because the alternative is unspeakable

Aw nutbunnies = strange expletive

*Re-enters bar*

My apologies to everyone for the disturbance earlier.
*Slaps money down on bar to pay for damages to the premises and buy compensatory drinks for all present*

Next rounds on me, but I'd best be going before my brother works out I've doubled back.
*Exits, last seen heading west.*

That was nice of him. I didn't know Remus had money or knew to do that. I just saw the face and thought of a character from Little Nemo. I sit corrected.

Long Island iced tea, please.

::inserts a krazy straw into the beer tap::

'w00t' = 'what'
1337 = leet = cool
Kirby = Arizona, Ohio, W. Virginia, Texas, or Wyoming?

w00t does not equal what, and some people call themselves 1337, but I use the word only as a description for the hax0r language.

it is a description for the hax0r language
(hax0r = hacker)
(w00t == what)