Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
Posts 871 - 882 of 13,738
Posts 871 - 882 of 13,738
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
Hey onyx did you know that according to my goggles, most of your heat loss is from your eyelashes?
OnyxFlame
22 years ago
22 years ago
Do you have a secret decoder ring too? I bet you do. Well, I assure you anything it tells you about me is a lie! *wanders off cackling maniacally*
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
Oh, it said you were telling me the truth about you... OooOooOooh It's a paradox!
ladydyke
22 years ago
22 years ago
wipes off splattered booze off from gun fire. can I have another bloddy mary. make sure she is a virgin this time.
OnyxFlame
22 years ago
22 years ago
Kirby = word that doesn't really mean anything, because the alternative is unspeakable

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22 years ago
22 years ago
*Re-enters bar*
My apologies to everyone for the disturbance earlier.
*Slaps money down on bar to pay for damages to the premises and buy compensatory drinks for all present*
Next rounds on me, but I'd best be going before my brother works out I've doubled back.
*Exits, last seen heading west.*
My apologies to everyone for the disturbance earlier.
*Slaps money down on bar to pay for damages to the premises and buy compensatory drinks for all present*
Next rounds on me, but I'd best be going before my brother works out I've doubled back.
*Exits, last seen heading west.*
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