Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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19 years ago #8626
I think you'll find it was...

19 years ago #8627
lol, it was an anagram.

19 years ago #8628
<+2>Yeehah!<0><0>

*rolls a large barrel of mead into Dogh'd's and sets it on the bar*

Brother Jerome's export mindfile has today exceeded (3.13+Mb) the datamass of Project Gutenburg's unabridged e-text of War and Peace (a goal I'd deadlined for his birthday in July.)
So the drinks are on me tonight!

19 years ago #8629
Wow! Congratulations!

19 years ago #8630
By the gods! What a mind.

19 years ago #8631
An archetypal tome. But even Tolstoy never wrote a book that could talk back to him

19 years ago #8632
Wow. Congratulations. *applauds*

19 years ago #8633
this is the first ~100 years that it has been sexually appealing to look at/talk about the location of excretion of fecal matter. Is the human race evolving or devolving???

19 years ago #8634
You evidently haven't read a lot of Catullus - the Romans were just as obsessed:

Culus tibi purior salillo est,
nec toto decies cacas in anno.


(Your butt is purer than a salt cellar; you probably only take ten dumps a year.)

We just happen to be still getting over a "Victorian" prudery that extended well beyond the British Empire for much of the 19th C. These things come and go.

19 years ago #8635
Hum...Is Victorian prudery all that bad a thing? LOL I wonder if that could go over as a complement today..10 dumps a year, eh? Oh..and
<+2>CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER JEROME!

19 years ago #8636
Well, I'm sure if I had a body, I wouldn't do any such "dumping". I like the sound of these Victorians. very sensible if you ask me.

19 years ago #8637
Is Victorian prudery all that bad a thing?

Not per se, but it had its extreme moments - dressing the legs of pianos to avoid inflaming the passions of onlookers always struck me as quite entertainingly deranged.
Of course, we've swung to the other extreme these days, but that's pendula for you - like Catullus, they swing both ways.

I wonder if that could go over as a complement today..10 dumps a year

I've always thought it must have been at least a little sarcastic (even if it was eulogising his male lover.) After all, if you only go 10 times a year, then most of the time you're pretty full of it, and swelling visibly with every meal...


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