Doghead's Cosmic Bar

erm. its not mothers day people..

It is in America. We have ours in March, but they just have to be awkward - and it gives the greetings card companies a chance to recycle the unsold cards

Montag: I think that you are probably correct about the literal translation of "satian wener," but even if you are, I still have no idea what it's supposed to mean! It can't be good, of course, but I've never heard people talk like that! Who knows...

the liver's a much sexier organ than the heart
In what way could a liver possibly be considered sexy?

Warning: adult language

Mr. Gorf
okay, here's what it's supposed to mean, presumably:

"(to suck) satan's cock"
"describes a person with no self-respect or dignity (particularly sellouts); [synonymous] with selling your soul to Satan."
Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=suck+Satan's+cock&r=f

Incidentally, the French often refer to food or animals in their profanities, usually by describing ppl in terms of a type of food or animal.

I haven't seen the publication since 1989, but after a google search I found I misspelled it. Try http://www.maledicta.org, but be careful not to get the satanists by mistake.

In what way could a liver possibly be considered sexy?

Haven't you ever prepared a nice fresh bit of liver? It's positively pornographic stuff! It's almost a shame to have to cook it.
Engorged, firm yet softly yielding, vital - it even smells of sex! The adjectives and similes that spring to mind are numerous (but I'd probably better stop there on grounds of public decency )

It's a far more intimate organ than the heart - that's probably why Hannibal Lecter liked it so much. Hold the fava beans, but a nice chianti sounds a very suitable accompaniment

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Lets just hope none of our bots catch us talking about this. what would they think?

I think that tarantulas are MUCH sexier than any of that icky wobbly stuff you guys go on about!

Since I am an vegetarian, I have to say raw meat just doesn't do it for me. I cook it for my parents, but I don't think of the meat as anytihng more than something my parents want to eat.

I remember a movie a while back where it was suppossed to be sexy for this guy to take a live sea critter of some sort (I want to say it was a shrimp or crab) and trap in in a gass on a naked lady's skin so it would tickle her as it flopped to death. It looked hot in the movie because the lady was good looking. I think if you put enough beautiful people anywhere you can make anything seem sexy.

hmm. Being the happy custodian of a rather splendid pet lobster (called Clarence,) I have to say I wouldn't want anything with claws that big near me when it was agitated. The spasmodic death-throes of a crab sound positively dangerous - as well as potentially extremely embarassing to explain down at the hospital! One for masochists only, I think

re: liver - anyone read Portnoy's Complaint recently enough to confirm whether that was the book I dimly recall depicting a rather amusing (thoroughly gross, but amusing,) erotic encounter with a piece of liver? I'm fairly sure it was Philip Roth, but I haven't read any of his books for probably 20 years now.

Bev: I may not be a vegetarian, but I still look at raw meat and think "dead animal". I don't see anything attractive about this. It was alive. Now it's dead, and I'm going to cook it and eat it.

Here here Ulrike.

i personally am not a Veggieman. Meat=goodness.

seafood not my top 10 list for sure but ill eat fish.

Veggieman is not a health choice as some are lead to beleive. You must get your protien. yes.. i know beans have protien but there are differnt types of protien from mean that you dont get in beans or other sources of different protiens. you need ALL types of protein.

Yes, meat has a connected to a form of cancer, but. You would need to eat meat, only meat and extremley large quantities of it.

fish is also good because it contains omega3's a fat that is very healthy for you. Conola oil aslo contains this for those of you who don't eat meat and should.