Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Gimme some scorpion venom, straight up! Oh, and a Saguaro wine chaser.

I'll take a pitcher of whatever you've got the most of.

Ummm... if you drink all the plasma, what will power the bar?

you guys drink such weird stuff... don't blame me if you get drink poisening

*puts safety key on bar desk* just in case, *pulls out glass, pulls out red ketchup, white ketchup, green peppers, red peppers hot chili, soda water, ice cubes - throws all into the glass, a sip of whiskey, scotch stirs all, *puts it on bar top and grabs a cup of coffee, drinks the coffee.

for those who don't know what white ketchup is, called mayonaise as well<0>

hmm, that's quite a concoction - what do you call it?
*edges towards the fire extinguisher, as smoke starts to rise from Lady Orchid's glass*

i think LO has started a fire!

Ye olde Steamburn cocktail that is - I suppose

i dare you to try it!

Is it dangerous? Possibly life threatening? *stares at steaming glass hopefully* I'll try it!

Lady Orchid you forgot the hot mustard. (with seeds)

Nooow its a spicy drink

how about adding a few tablespoons of capsaicin? that would up the burn.