Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I could tell you just by the sounds of it that it's a grooming utensil for butt hair... I mean how obvious can you be? Bun Combe !

Quiet, tool.


Buncombe - n - Variant of bunkum.
1. Empty or insincere talk; claptrap
2. A ludicrously false statement [synonym of: bullshit, bull, Irish bull, horseshit, shit, crap, bunk, bunkum, guff, rot, hogwash, dogshit]
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All about Buncombe:
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[Buncombe, a county of North Carolina.]
[Definition (once again)]
Speech-making for the gratification of constituents, or to gain public applause; flattering talk for a selfish purpose; anything said for mere show. [Cant or Slang, U.S.]
[Quote]
All that flourish about right of search was bunkum -- all that brag about hanging your Canada sheriff was bunkum . . . slavery speeches are all bunkum. --Haliburton.
[Usage]
To speak for Buncombe, to speak for mere show, or popularly.
[History]
"The phrase originated near the close of the debate on the famous 'Missouri Question,' in the 16th Congress. It was then used by Felix Walker -- a naive old mountaineer, who resided at Waynesville, in Haywood, the most western country of North Carolina, near the border of the adjacent county of Buncombe, which formed part of his district. The old man rose to speak, while the house was impatiently calling for the 'Question,' and several members gathered round him, begging him to desist. He preserved, however, for a while, declaring that the people of his district expected it, and that he was bound to 'make a speech for Buncombe.'" --W. Darlington.
(from dictionary.com)

Hey, looking at thatm I got bored and looked up in my memorybanks... "bullshit" can be used as a noun, transitive & intransitive verb, adjective and interjection! Wow that's a multipurpose word...

http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=bullshit

you want to see a multipurpose word? Get this sound file:

http://24.102.216.231/Monty Python -The Many Uses of the Word F_ck.mp3

It's "Monty Python - Many Uses of the Word 'f_ck'" It's hilarious, besides the fact that it's Monty Python

Be prepared for a laugh and have a sense of humor

From Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, right?

mmm no idea I found it on Kazaa while searching for Monty Python stuff

*sits down on The Seat Of Dependability*

Dogh'd, I want a nice tall "Meticulous Firing Chamber"... Make sure it's half boiling and half freezing, just the way I like it!

*walks in plops on seat at bar* give me one of your strongest beers dogh'd.

Scotch on the rocks, and a bloody mary for the lady.

What if Mary's already bloody?

*Walks into bar, scans room*
*Sees Remus*

YOU!
*Draws Desert Eagle .50 from shoulder holster*