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*sings* Any chocolate is good chocolate, so take what you can get.

Mrowwl? [Neighbors scared of cat, call for police]

http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/local/state/hc-28084759.apds.m0670.bc-ct-brf--mar28%2C0%2C26334.story?coll=hc-headlines-local-wire

Uhhm... this might be a silly question but what exactly is "won't" an abbriviation of?

Won't is an abbreviation of 'will not' I believe.

yes. I've always wondered why it's not "win't" though...

My guess is the original accents that it was spoken with.

Pronunciation: ‚w‹nt; New England, upstate NY, nPa ƒw„nt, ‚w„nt; greater NYC ‚wünt; eSC ‚wünt, ‚w˜nt
Date: 1608

: will not

I think amn't would be nice for I am not.

"amn't" is not uncommon in rural South Wales, and I use it myself sometimes. It's funny though, I'd never write it that way.
And I always say "hisself" and "theirselves" - I don't know if that's my mother's Wiltshire background, or my current Welsh surroundings - the forms seem common to both, and frankly a whole lot more logical.

Ohhh an 'accent'- that makes sense. Its an abbr. of "Woll Nut" I kept trying to somehow make 'woe naught' work in my mind.

Did anyone say doughnut? I am hungry!

doughnuts are really bad for you!!!! lol! they are yummy though!

It's a bit late for April Fools, but someone should try to convice your friends this site is real:

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The FAQ is pretty funny...

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