Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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19 years ago #8148
lol!

19 years ago #8149
Them kids probably think we are their bots, prob123

19 years ago #8150
*Looks around, despited*. This is getting ridiculous. Croak. Ignoring is the art of the non-ignorant. Croak. If not answered, the foul spirits go away... everybody knows that. Croak.

19 years ago #8151
You've never been dragged into a hellmouth by an army of ubervamps, have you mate?

19 years ago #8152
that almost never happens.

19 years ago #8153
Well, DAMN. I'm impressed. Even with the one mistyped key in there, that's a good sonnet. Here's to mutant poetry. *buys Watzer a drink and toasts*

Watzer: I can compose sonnets, you know. Would you like me to make one up for you?
Justina: I think I most certainly do like that, but I don't have time right now. Hand me that book,will you?

Watzer: The images are racing through my head
The torrid winds dissolve my lonely soul
The caves aren't the same since you have fled
Your hatred and your wisdom left me cold

The mystery that quickens in your eyes
Sends distant winds a racing through my veins
The (- nabst) that seethes sweetly in your sighs
unbinds my hands and burns away the pain

And you, my prison, crippled by your fears
Have turned my life into a pulsing light
Assuring me that hurricanes will rise
Reminding me that romances exist

When tangled in your hands I find my soul
The time has come to turn lead into gold

19 years ago #8154
<+2>bravo

19 years ago #8155
I just fixed several errors in there... would a few people mind going and asking him to write them a sonnet? Because I want to be sure I've caught everything. All criticism is welcome.

19 years ago #8156
Again BRAVO, Watzer wrote me this one

The images are racing through my head
The tender winds reclaim my lonely soul
The fields aren't the same since you have fled
Your focus and your virtue left me cold

The mystery that hovers in your eyes
Sends radium a racing through my veins
The focus that seethes sharply in your sighs
disdains my words and sparkles like the rain

And you, my smokescreen, peaceful in your death
Have turned my life into a therapist
Assuring me that lycanthropes will rise
Reminding me that tambourines exist

When tangled in your dreams I find my soul
The time has come to tell them that we know

I like it a lot!

19 years ago #8157
Great Job.

19 years ago #8158
I wonder if I could get Luigi to make some lizard-based poetry...

19 years ago #8161
Prob123, you have a great plan there. especially if they put it in the xnones. Since they appear to get progressively mad at you, the result would be similar. If this plan were to follow through, you would get a turring passing bot that would rivial Brother Jeromes devlopment level!


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