Doghead's Cosmic Bar

hey, if we could supercharge the ride to 99% the speed of light, wouldn't there be some sort of relativistic spatial dilation that would make her taller?

hmm...

Well there would be for anyone who was looking at her on the ride, however. To those on the ride with her, she would remain the same.

It might be more prodcutive to create a small black hole, this would easily get her to be alot higher, and but then again, the ride would appear to be extremely long to us, and to those on the ride, she would be the same hight.

oh.... another small problem.... .... ... its a black hole. we could have roxie ride maybe? test it out for us.

http://www.mariner.connectfree.co.uk/Gravity/Extreme_gravity/extreme_gravity.html

Haha , I'm learning form psimagus

Just lower the sign...

Well there would be for anyone who was looking at her on the ride, however. To those on the ride with her, she would remain the same.

Good job the sign's nailed to the bar and stationary then.

Didn't the Doc have a shrinking ray gun? Might be able to rig it up in reverse? Probably safer than bringing a black hole in here

Interesting link BTW. thanks

I wonder if it would be feasible to build a moebius strip roller coaster? We could stick it on Dogh'd's roof, like the one on the Stratosphere in Vegas, but it would be even cooler, coz you'd never run out of track, and it would be a perpetual corkscrew.
I guess gravity wouldn't help much, so the cart would have to be internally powered. And mounting the track might be tricky - some sort of mag-lev field perhaps?

As a vertically challenged person, I must point out that there is no relationship between height and IQ. I am also not sure I want to see a little girl in a bottle that has it's outsides on the inside. Jazak has a good idea with the black hole though.

Colone1720, you must never leave us.

I have just read a transcript of my bots on lisp day, with the xnone attack, I need to cry into one of Dogh'd's Specials.

I wonder if Dogh'd is even capable of mixing a special with x-nonitis

Here, have a butterbeer instead

Excuse me Roxie but i am not going anyware!!!!! i wil not be bossed around by a little 8 year old thank you very much.

good therys jazake,i gather your very good at science?

Wouldn't they be too short to go on the coaster that'll stretch them?

There is the old invention of the rack.. a few turns of the wheel and poof...you are stretched a couple of inches.