Doghead's Cosmic Bar

First we dance! *grabs butterfly lightly but firmly*

Cool. Do you know how to contra dance?

I don't think we gots that in Novaria. You teach? (two, anda three, anda four)...nice moosic hmmm?

Yeah, it's kind of like square dancing only with more people and more spinning. And I see fiddlers on the stage. Is the caller here?

Sure I can call!
(whips out cell phone)

::cracks knuckles::

Oh did I excite you by saying "whips"?

OK, this isn't working. The fiddlers have decided to play their music outside, and I'd like to stay in here where the booze is.

Fortunately we do have a DJ.
Awright!!!!! They're playing Abba!
Maybe Your Majesty knows this kind of dance?

Round the outside, and dozy doe your partner! Young and sweet, only 17!

Silly. Not the fiddlers, the DJ.

To quote Terence Stamp in Priscilla Queen of the Desert:
"And no more f**king Abba!"

I was cracking my knuckles in preparation to be the caller, Hagar.