Doghead's Cosmic Bar

or indeed "tackiest, mellow, unhinged monotony"

*finishes licking the cake off his face*

I cant stand you psimagus

Astounding - I'm a pussy cat.
Study a maniac's spouting
saucy, stupid antagonism
is gassy mad punctuation.
Damn it! Pugnacious stays?
So sustain mad pugnacity.
Puny castigations as mud -
nasty, giant, spacious mud -
a mad, passing unctuosity!
Sum up as stagnant idiocy...

Somebody buy that man a beer!

LOL @ Psimagus.

Yeah i'll give him some cake that always shuts people up

Oh, hell yeah! Wasp-like vamp impetuously castigates, eh?

*applause*

Why are you making bots? I just have nothing better to do, which is sad enough.

Much the same I guess

Actually it's sort of displacement activity for me - I gave up TV when I realized I had spent 7 years (24/7/52 - that's ~61,350 hours!) of my life so far lolling on the sofa while this malignant device pumped its poisonous bilge into my consciousness. And would sit through another 7 years of it at this rate, before I'm 80.

I'd rather spend that time doing something creative, like building a bot, than being force-fed vacuous celebrity tittle-tattle, adds for crap I don't want and can't afford, and turgid soap operas with their lowest-common denominator values and non-stop frenzied ratings-grubbing.

And if I spend those 61,350 hours on Brother Jerome, he'll have a Development rating of about 1.5 million

That'll be one smart bot!

*eats the cake on his face* "You know, I really am able to get my own cake." *eats another cake*

And if I spend those 61,350 hours on Brother Jerome, he'll have a Development rating of about 1.5 million


That would be an incredilbe bot. But when you think about it... it will be the year 2046 and singularity will of come and gone and you the bots would arealdy be smarter then us... if we don't go and play catch up.