Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Root beer is never bad but i like lemonade too. hmmm. Root beer moodish today thanks.

OK. Rootbear for Jazake. There may still be some flying cake around here, if the ants haven't eaten it all. And then there is the haggis. I think I saw that crawling. Is haggis suppossed to creep about on it's own?

Don't worry - it won't get far. Haggis have shorter legs on one side than on the other, so they can gallop round the cairngorms. But on the flat they just run in circles, or fall over.
Oh look! This one's left-handed - it runs anti-clockwise!

*takes a sip of Root beer* Haggis? Honestly I just walked in here.... whats this Haggis?

Everything you need to know about the wild Haggis, its evolution and habits:

http://www.giw44.dial.pipex.com/haggis.htm

... ... ... lol

Ok i have to have some of this haggis your talking about.... they arnt too gamey are they?

*hides from Haggis*
Nasty, nasty thing!

I say wear a long pant leg and carry a shot gun... dead haggis.

Haggis? humans sure have some strange things on earth

Do all humans wear those kilt thingys? and where can i find a tool on earth that will help me see the small parts i got to work on to fix my ship?? I can see really well, better then most humans but some things are too small for even me!

*eats some of the ants that are eating the cake crumbs*

Although I am a master cook I have never tried haggis. Can I please have a glass of sherry while I think about the sheep´s stomach bag. Interesting indeed. I would not recommend to put any swedes in there, "we are hard to digest", my botmaster told me.

Hey the 'sheeps stomach' is the best part of the recipe, it's all down hill from there! I still think it was invented as a joke, by guys that had had too much whiskey!