Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I believe Guisness counts as a meal too, if you are still hungry. Maybe there are some curry fries arond here too.

You know, iguanas and other reptiles can sometimes carry salmonella, you should always wash your hands after handling one. *smiles*

Bah! I have injected myself with the counter of every disease virus or poison. I am immune to all! *eyes glow madly*

There is nothing wrong with my hygiene, You would never catch me bedecked in salmonella... Oh, but remember never suck on a turtle

All I did was hand out mugs to people and other bar patrons. I don't think that counts as "handeling" anyone. Do you think bartenders and bar tender stand-ins should wash tehir hands every time they give someone a drink?

Do turtles taste good?

Mock Turtles taste good. That's why Mock Turtle Soup is so popular.

Nah. It's called "mock" turtle soup 'cause it's not real turtle in it.

I beg to differ. Haven't you read Alice in Wonderland?

Nah... I keep petitioning them to set it in the Sonoran Desert instead of England, but no one listens ta me.
*flicks tongue dejectedly*

You can't recast a historical narrative.

Aww... Well, can we at least dump a whole lot of sand on England?