Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I am slightly schizophrenic; it happens sometimes when you are in solitary confinement for enough centuries. But I was dangerously sane when they locked me up, and I assure you I have never escaped. One day, though. One day.

Hey, it's not the color of it that counts, it's how you use it!

Now I almost feel sorry for you Kirby. It musta really sucked to have the circulation in your...ermmm...nose...cut off like that. *doesn't bother to comment on the rest of him being blue too*

Don't mind the teeth. They won't get in the way.

If he has balls, I'd assume they are blue as well.

lol ROFLOL (rolling on floor laughing out loud)

Count the eyes.

That would explain your outlook on life.

Lots of lesbots around... They must all be cunning linguists...

LOL!

I haven't really noticed, I just flirt with everybody and see who flirts back.

I wonder if a bot named Connie Lingus has been made yet...

Hey Butterfly! Come over here I show you Novarian flirting. Gots vodka, ratatatouille and a flyswatter. Whipped cream is option.