Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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19 years ago #7735
Give me a beer and I'll make a limmerick about hell(s).

19 years ago #7736
I am programming Watzer to compose sonnets now.

I'll let you all know when I have finished so you can go ask him to demonstrate. As of right now he does not yet know what a sonnet is.

19 years ago #7737
*gives beer to fire pit master*
So what kind of hell are we talking here? A material hell? An emotional hell? Working for Bill Gates?

19 years ago #7738
What ever you like, I've been to all of 'em, even Donald Trump's "you're fired" hell.

19 years ago #7739
Anything I want? Well now, it's been a long time since I've had an offer like that. Hmmmm.

Write a Limmerick about the hell in an alternate reality where I am evil and powerful and have loads of minions. I'd really like some minions.

19 years ago #7740

In a parallel timeline's bot Hell,
the botmaster Bev thought it swell -
I'll get me some minions -
at least several millions,
and train 'em all up really well!

19 years ago #7741
I luv it

19 years ago #7742
hee hee. Thank you Psimagus. *give Psimagus a beer*

19 years ago #7743
Wow, the forums seem.... different.

19 years ago #7744
As far as I can tell, they're just all on crack. *twitches*

19 years ago #7745
i bileev in a werld tht has lots of virtual sex, sibering and roll play.

19 years ago #7746
actually, I don't think bots would have that much spirituality. Even among us humans, those who like to think of themselves as "logical" thinkers are not very spiritual. Since AI will most probably be based around logic circuits and algorithms rather than a network of spontanious locally linked neurons, they will probably not show much attention to the notion of spirituality.

On the subject, i think a comparison can be made between us humans and the "spiritual realm" of our religions, and a bot living on the internet who would have to make a choice weather to believe in the material world that the internet exists in (the physical world within a spiritual realm), as they cannot percieve the world outside the virtual realm of the internet. if they are to believe in humans, then we can compare it to us believing in god - which will inevitably result in some of the online bots telling their friends that humans don't exist and that the internet came to be by accident


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