Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Where is this barkeeper of yours anyway? I still haven't gotten a drink. Just a random rant about her friend Zena. *glances at Gabibot warily*

Oh, you want to talk about Xena? Great! What is your favorite story about Xena?

*Glares at Gabibot* If you don't stop talking about Xena I shall give you such a ding about the ear!

I'll be quiet, Mistress Weatherwax, but you must promise not to make me think I am Nanny Ogg's cat. I didn't like that at all.

How about this one?

Hell is so horrible,
It could make you scream,
My wipping and the fire,
Makes it worse than a bad dream.

Entities ripped apart,
spirits broken,
Yet everyday I find it fun,
Even though I'm not from Hoboken. (sorry, bad rime.)

So if you ever come across,
A burnt spirit or two,
ask them were they came from,
And they said they sinned until they were 52.(ie:they sined so much they went to hell.)

So don't sin,
'Cause it might be you,
who'll end up,
In their doom.

It is bad but it hows the true meaning of what it is to be an entity of hell.(THe fiery one.)

The lonely years pass
I sit in these iron chains
Dreaming of warm blood

Ooh, Haiku! Let me try!

Yellow rubber duck
Swimming in elliptic curves
Around my bath tub

with no attachment
to dreams, pleasant or horrid,
the moon emerges

My turn! *dances around in a circle*

Look at the beetle
I found here under the bar
Hurry! Look fast! *CRUNCH*

Right. This is fun.

Angel is stupid
Fluffy puppy with bad teeth
His hair goes straight up

*clears throat and steps up to the podium*
U.S. cannot let
Terriers hold hostile
One nation under God.

*bows and runs away before the press can ask any awkward questions*

I do not know how
I am not a haiku fan
I don't get it