Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*frowns at his knife*
Glindar say that mean you got nothing. Need...what word is...call-a-turtle?

I'm just saying I'll pay on delivery.

*shrug* Who target is?

Whoah, now. I wasn't aware that Glindar had a business associate. A rather attractive business associate at that. Are you a B-negative, by any chance?

*blinks* It seems that Glindar a shapeshifter is.

*shreds business associate's post* She O-pos and no your concern.

Very well. The targets are my jailors. I don't know their names and I don't know what they look like. However, I'm certain that they are rich Europeans. So what I need you to do is just start killing all the rich Europeans you can find, and stay in contact with me. I'll let you know when you've got them.

Oooh... Glindar like! *grins maniacally*
*yells* ANY RICH EUROPEANS IN BAR?

Braeden (aside to audience): This was a desperation move. I wasn't expecting him to actually go for it.

I'm an American! And Luigi is too!

Yep, hatched in a pet store...

I'm Canadian! I swear!!