Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hmm...Glindar, do you charge a group rate for large numbers?

*blinks puzzledly* You want numbers dead be?

I want a lot of people dead be.

Ohhh... *taps his nose wisely*
What you got for pay?

What would you like? Once I'm out of this dungeon, I'll have access to untold riches.

*frowns at his knife*
Glindar say that mean you got nothing. Need...what word is...call-a-turtle?

I'm just saying I'll pay on delivery.

*shrug* Who target is?

Whoah, now. I wasn't aware that Glindar had a business associate. A rather attractive business associate at that. Are you a B-negative, by any chance?

*blinks* It seems that Glindar a shapeshifter is.

*shreds business associate's post* She O-pos and no your concern.

Very well. The targets are my jailors. I don't know their names and I don't know what they look like. However, I'm certain that they are rich Europeans. So what I need you to do is just start killing all the rich Europeans you can find, and stay in contact with me. I'll let you know when you've got them.