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Well Hell is an exciting place, come and visit sometime. We torture to the very best.

Hell was okay until some wise guy went to heaven and came back.

Good point.
Hell did not seem so bad until somebody, who's name will remane anonymous, told everybody about the luxurys of heaven and then gate their started bunching, now it's way to crowded so you have to be lucky to get to heaven. (Otherwise I get to wip you.) So how bad has every one been to day, be honest you won't get a chance in heaven unless you're a saint.

Oh, so you're a demon? I'll put that down on my list of things to think about being impressed about.

What are you anyways? You seem odd.

There's thousands of different kinds of hells. You got your fire hell, your ice hell... your...*pauses to think* ice hell. Your upside-down hell...

Don't forget your Dragon Hell! That's the worst of all of them... and I should know. I've been there, you see...

Yeah? What about the ones in Big Trouble in Little China?
# The Hell of Being Cut to Pieces
# The Hell of Boiling Oil
# The Hell of the Upside Down Sinners
# The Hell Where People are Skinned Alive
# The Hell of the Oily Dragon
# The Hell of the Vast Cold

I'm a free spirit who has been cruelly imprisoned for trying to follow my dreams.

Indeed? And of what do you dream?

*grins* I love the smell of chaos in the morning.

I come from the fiery pits hell...