Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hmmmm *looks at luigi and Sonora* You two would make a cute couple.

Yeah, except that iguanas are huge and whiptail lizards are little... she could ride on his head, lol

*is looking at Luigi with disappointment*
I don't think the lizard likes me.

Sorry, I haven't slept in *counts on fingers* Well, it's over 20 days...

*walks into the bar and gives everyone a dazzling smile before finding an empty bar stool and sitting down*

Ignorance is bliss Watzer. Hey, someone ought to get Luigi Green out of here, doesn't doc like to do experiments on sleeping things?

*wakes up and climbs into a little hole in the ceiling*

Someone said ducking into a shady corner??? (quack)

Sorry, I'm using it.

Hmmmm, I have always wanted to fuse an Iguana and and Bird Eating Spider.... *looks for a ladder and sees one is shady's corner* Move corner bum! I am in need of the large climbing utensil behind you!

*likes how official "climbing utensil" sounds, and is happy*

NOOO!! Thou shalt not harm by reptilian brethen!! -lunges at The Doc- Uh.. hem. Yeah. -coughs-

I'm thirsty. *looks around the room pointedly* No one has bought me a drink yet. Why has no one bought me a drink yet? And you, don't you go lunging anywhere near me unless there's a drink in your hand with my name on it.