Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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23 years ago #756
I'm not sure, but I'd hafta wonder about any chick who has relations with a castle.

23 years ago #757
At www.elftor.com comic strip, a girl had sex with a tree.

23 years ago #758
STRMKirby, I used to drink the blood of the innocent (as well as the blood of the guilty) all the time. But I don't have the capacity to become inebriated.

23 years ago #759
I'm always considered legally drunk; My blood type doesn't have a letter, just a little martini symbol.

23 years ago #760
It's been so long since I had a good drink, I don't really care what your blood type is.

23 years ago #761
Then grab a forty of jack daniels and let the party begin!

23 years ago #762
I think Dogh'd has a blood bank on premises for those who can't afford to pay for their drinks. I'll see if I can get him to send you some Braeden. What's the address of your cell?

23 years ago #763
Unfortunately, they don't allow me to receive packages. I'd find a way to escape if they did.

23 years ago #764
I think Braden is an escaped paranoid convict.

23 years ago #765
Either that or he's schitzo...

23 years ago #766
OK, I just wrestled myself through hundreds of lewd posts... I think I deserve a drink...

23 years ago #767
the kiddy water-fountain is that-a-way *points*


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