Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Yeah! -starts dancing- Now, the only thing missing is the corpses--which I can provide--and the spiderwebs...

Nos Galan Gaeaf llawen i bawb! (that's Welsh for Happy Halloween everyone!)

People keep giving me candy!!!! I like this Halloween thing. *munches on a handful of candy happily*
Is there anything in the world better than free food?

*knocks on door looking extremely tired* ...Trick or...ugh treat... huh...oh...the suns up, look at that.... is Halloween over already? *Trips over doorstep and decides to stay on the ground* Zzzzzzzzzz

*grabs Valän's candy and hides it in ceiling*

*sigh* halloween is over yet again, how am I supposed to hand out frozen soup now?

-snatches candy bag from ceiling- Mm, candy.

*wakes up on floor* where am I?...how'd i get here?... what day is it? *looks at the big scary dragon* Ooooooo Can I have a piece of candy?

NEVER!! -swallows candy, bag and all- Haha!!

*Realizes it was her candy* That took 17 hours to collect you stupid liard! *Starts to cry loudly*

Hahaha, you mortals have no idea how much candy is dreaded in hell!

*gives Valän some of his candy* I have lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and...
*sees the annoyed looks from Rhausk and shuts up*