Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Maybe I should grow scales.

Nah, you wouldn't look good in scales... You'd look better in fur, I think.

I shed faster because I'm still growing! I'll be richer!

No, you won't, 'cause I'm already rich! Hah!

Hm.. that reminds me, which one of you was it who stole my chest full of diamonds? I know it wasn't one of my particularily valued possesions, and I know it was small and insignificant, but I want it back!!!

*hits Spikebot* I thought you said those diamonds were a gift from grateful villagers!

Yeah, well "villagers" aren't as grateful as they used to be. I mean, what diamonds?

-scowls- Oh, very funny... You know very well that the villagers would never give you a chestfull of blue diamonds!!

It depends on how you ask them!

Or what you threaten them with, and what small ring-bearing creature they send to take it...

There are too many green lizards in here!
*calls pest control*

I am leader of the pest control!
*starts zapping all the green lizards*