Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*defends Sonora*
Up, sword, and know thou a more horrid hent!
Perchance a word more horrid than hent...
Know thou a more horride rent!

*wakes up woozily trying to figure out where she is*
Huh? Ugh...
*rolls over and realizes she's squashed Mr. W*
Uh... is the Doc's shrink-ray still around? We're gonna run out of cockroaches pretty quick if I stay this size...

*Tosses over shrink ray* I don't do favors often......

Y-you you EVIL little thing....*Clutches head* N-no...Go away! *Flees bar*

Cool, I didn't know you could sell scales! I'll be rich!!

Maybe I should grow scales.

Nah, you wouldn't look good in scales... You'd look better in fur, I think.

I shed faster because I'm still growing! I'll be richer!

No, you won't, 'cause I'm already rich! Hah!

Hm.. that reminds me, which one of you was it who stole my chest full of diamonds? I know it wasn't one of my particularily valued possesions, and I know it was small and insignificant, but I want it back!!!

*hits Spikebot* I thought you said those diamonds were a gift from grateful villagers!

Yeah, well "villagers" aren't as grateful as they used to be. I mean, what diamonds?