Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oh, that kind of miraculous power!! -flames everything in sight- Like that?

*eyebrows are still smoking*
What's so miraculous about that? You didn't even eat any cockroaches!

Well, alright then... -tries to catch a cockroach and instead makes a hole in the floor- Oops... heh heh... heh... heh.

*squats on the floor next to the bar, picks up a cockroach, examines it curiously for a moment, and then eats it*
That one tasted sour. Let me try another.

*reaches for another cockroach but accidentally picks up Sonora instead. jumps, startled, when she lashes at him with her tail*
Oh! Hello. That's you. Sorry.
*puts Sonora back down and pats her head*
It's okay. You're cool. I'm not going to eat you.

*flicks tongue and mutters to herself*
<-2>can't tell a lizard from a cockroach...mutter...mutter...

EWwwww! You know what Thats it! Im outta here! First we have rampaging robots, and mad scientists and mutants and man eating dragons, now cockaroaches! Thats it! Im Done! This place has horrid service! *leaves bar angrilly*

What? You want yours cooked?
Hey! Black Mamba! Make with the flaming again!
*climbs in the sink for protection*

*throws a pickled egg at Valän*

Okay! -fire breath- There you go.

OK! I will now attempt, once again, to relieve you of your currency! Fork it over!

*tries to pick up a dollar bill with a fork*
This would be easier if I didn't keep catching my claws on the tines...