Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Laser is better than knife.

No! No better! *cradles knife protectively*

*climbs around on ceiling* Nobody EVER aims up here...

I agree, knife's better. They don't have to be reloaded, charged (laser), or even cleaned. And they can't jam like guns tend to when they get dirty...

Astrid, did you ever get your sherry?

No, but a nice gentleman just lended me a pair of galoshes. I seem to have lost my shoes.

*enters with a spiteful look on his face* I forgot the keys to my castle! *boots are incenerated will still on his feet.* Blasted place! Dont you ever have just a normal day!

Normal is not a well-defined term.

*looks at The Doc* Nothing you make ever works, does it?

SILENCE! You have no right to judge me! You dont know me!!!! *whips out a remote control* BWAHAhahahah! *presses big red button. Controller explodes in face* ............. ILL BE BACK WITH MY METAL SHOES!!!!!

I bet those shoes are conductive... bad idea for someone in his position...

Hmmm...I seem to be outmatched. Very well.*Stuns fizzy and cuts open his stomach,and takes cash register*. *Places charge and runs away*.