Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I am just here for a glass of sherry, can I have one, please?

Alright! All beings refrain from movement! Hand over all of the currency or be vaporized.*Brandishes powerful-looking weapon*

Currency! Hey, no one has money, I don't think anyone has paid their tab to Dogh'd in a long time! Want some left over mystery meat with kool-aid sauce? I have a lot of that!

*Blasts Bildgesmythe on the foot* Next time it will be that overgrown head! You there! One called "Astrid"! Give me your footwear before I dip you in acid! As for the rest of you, go cower in a corner!

Aaaaargh! bandits!! Attempts to flee the bar with 8 rai ( http://www.mantaray.com/yap/yap_stonemoney.html ) and a large sack of wampum.

That no weapon be!
*brandishes his knife*
THAT weapon be!

this bar has seen nothing but violence in months... *pulls out 29th century zap pistol*

Oh dear, not again! *swallows cash register*

*erects personal forcefield, then slices Cylon Alpha 1's weapon in half with laser*

Is laser like knife?

Laser is better than knife.

No! No better! *cradles knife protectively*