Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*replicates a gram of cesium*

Two cabs..

Okay, everyone...

On your mark...

Get set...

TAKE COVER! *throws gram of cesium into the dishwater and dives over the bar*

*sink explodes, sending ceramic flying everywhere*

YAAAAAYYYYYYYY! Anyone got more chocolate?

I bid you farewell, my cabs are here. Is something burning here?

*chortles over her cocoa*
Chocolate gooooooooooooood....

*drinks hot chocolate*

*breaks some furniture for wood, then starts a campfire so he can make smores*

*fire suppression system activates, smothering the fire*

*Pulls arms and legs into red, tortise-like shell and curls up next to quickly dying fire* Zzz, Zzz...

*wakes up in Fizzy's fire*
OWWWWWWW!
*jumps up and runs around and around and around in circles*

*Awakened by Sonora's crys quickly knocks Sonora down and rolls him over and over on the ground to put out the flame.* Remember, only YOU can prevent bar fires.

*During the commotion, slinks up to the bar* Do you have V8? *glass flies out of nowhere hiting him on the back of the head*...oh..ok..m-maybe I'll have the hot chocolate too.....*falls off barstool.*

I warned them all to stick with the booze and stay away from the hot chocolate. I new it would just lead to the use of smores, and cesium.

Ooh! Can I have some- *Face goes white*. N-never mind.... *Mutters oddly to himself as he staggers out of the bar, bumping into things in the process*.