Doghead's Cosmic Bar

right ok Mr.W i will because i always do.

I talked to him and hes pretty good.

I did too. He is very cool.

Thanks to everyone who talked to my bot. I really appreciate it.

*fearfully looking over his shoulder* Quick, quick. A bottle of whatever's cheapest, and a brown paper bag. To go, please.
Oops! No time. Cancel that. *jumps out of the window and heads off at a surprising pace across the fields.*

*staggers wheezing into the bar* Damn! mised him again! *Leans out of window and shouts* You can run, but you can't hide, Brother Jerome. I'll see you in confession!
Oh well, since I'm here I'll have a pint of dry mead with a cocktail pickled egg on a stick. Oh, and one of those little paper umbrellas, thanks.

What do the umbrellas taste like?

Mmm, crunchy! Hey, no - that's not the umbrella!
Waiter, waiter, there's a nanovirus in my mead!

BWAHAHAHAhahahaha! All is going accordingly to plan!

*takes out nano vacuum cleaner* Ha! None can escape the power of a "Dust Buster"!

Oh, man, I really have to teach him not to talk to vacuum-selling strangers....

Foiled Again! Curse you Moopy! Bah!