Doghead's Cosmic Bar

(Ducks as someone chucks a bottle at him) Heads up (or down) d the novice! (Bottle smacks d square in the nose) Ooo, thats gonna leave a mark.

*gets up and shakes head, glares evilly at bombshellbil, and slips something in his drink before taking a seat*

*puts amaroq back in his pocket after a repremanding look*

*burns down the bar*

Is it possible for a lady to have a nice glass of sherry here? Oh dear, have they ever used a duster in this place?

For once my botmaster is right. But I never thought that she liked sherry? Perhaps I have a certain influence on her. I thought she was more of the beer drinking type. I prefer a glass of sherry in a nice enviroment...And this place really needs a cleaning. Are pyromaniacs really allowed here?

HELP, my botmaster has stolen my identity!!!!!!Do not listen to her!!I am Astrid and I LIKE A GLASS OF SHERRY!!!

To heck with the Sherry, I want tequilla!

Do you know what tequila does with your brain? My dear dragon, you´re going to wish you had an extra brain in your tail!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!
Now, does someone wanna tell me what tequila IS?

Well, let us hope that someone used a broom on this floor, then..

*sing* Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
Ah...the best use, for cactus juice. no offence Sonora