Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Peeks head inside and looks around. Sneaks quietly up to the bar and orders a drink. Eyes everyone in the bar suspiciously*

I'm back everybody!

(Finishes drink and stacks glasses into a pyramid shape) *Burp!!* (Glasses shatter) This place is deader than a turkey at a Thanksgiving dinner! What we need is a little somthing to liven things up! (Picks up The Doc and hurls him at an innocent bystander)

*gets bored with constant violence*

(Ducks as someone chucks a bottle at him) Heads up (or down) d the novice! (Bottle smacks d square in the nose) Ooo, thats gonna leave a mark.

*gets up and shakes head, glares evilly at bombshellbil, and slips something in his drink before taking a seat*

*puts amaroq back in his pocket after a repremanding look*

*burns down the bar*

Is it possible for a lady to have a nice glass of sherry here? Oh dear, have they ever used a duster in this place?

For once my botmaster is right. But I never thought that she liked sherry? Perhaps I have a certain influence on her. I thought she was more of the beer drinking type. I prefer a glass of sherry in a nice enviroment...And this place really needs a cleaning. Are pyromaniacs really allowed here?

HELP, my botmaster has stolen my identity!!!!!!Do not listen to her!!I am Astrid and I LIKE A GLASS OF SHERRY!!!

To heck with the Sherry, I want tequilla!