Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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d the novice
20 years ago #7112

*returns cash register*

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deleted
20 years ago #7113

*apologises reluctantly*

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deleted
20 years ago #7114

We need a spare cash register.

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d the novice
20 years ago #7115

but then there would be all the money in one so it wouldn't be much use

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deleted
20 years ago #7116

would be for me...

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deleted
20 years ago #7117

Hello, bartender. I ordered a drink a few days ago, and for some reason I still have not received it. Is something wrong?

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deleted
20 years ago #7118

You probably shouldn't be sitting on that bar stool. A temporal vortex appears there sometimes.

MARK

deleted
20 years ago #7119

[slides down from the stool, fetches walkingstick and leaves]

Oh, well, maybe I should brew my own mead and host a party at my place in a few weeks from now.

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prob123
20 years ago #7120

Stares into water glass. Humm.. looks....ok....

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deleted
20 years ago #7121

I wouldn't be so sure...

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d the novice
20 years ago #7122

yeh you see pure clean water is very very rare in thwese parts

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d the novice
20 years ago #7123

dogh'd, it's safe to come out of the cupboard now.