Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Ooh! Ooh! *waves tentacles* I know how to make a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster! Okay, first you take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit, then you pour in one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V, then drop in three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin and let them melt, being careful not to lose the benzene. Then you need four liters of Fallian marsh gas. That doesn't actually stay in the drink, but you let it bubble through to add some flavor. Then you're supposed to float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract, which for some reason has to be balanced on the back of a silver spoon. Then you drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger, sprinkle with Zamphuor, and add an olive. After that it's ready to drink. It feels like being hit in the head by a gold brick wrapped in a lemon.

Ok, I'll take the water.

I'm with Prob123.

Plain, nothing swimming in it this time, Please.

On second thought, forget I ever ordered anything!

Dogh'd's specials are good, just don't ask what they are or how they are made.

I asked the bar tender bot in the Starship Titanic game for a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster and he told me to watch my mouth. Then I had to find him a lemon, a crushed tv set and some pureed starlings. Water sounds good.

Uhhh... No, no, I'm fine!

Yeah, me too.

Fact: according to government regulations concerning water distribution systems, tap water is actually healthier for the body than "pure" natural spring water. Regulations allow only a certain amount of iron in tap water (i forget the exact amount), but less iron is allowed in tap water than in the bottled water who's regulations are set by the corporations that market them

Although, tap water in the parts I come form tastes like a mixture of leaking sewage and rust

Yumm...sewage and rust...I think I'll order that.