Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*levitates the golden register*
*mutters an arcane syllable*
There! Now there are five golden cash registers. The one that is real will grant untold riches. The ones that are false lead only to death and decay.

*uses advanced nanotechnology to detect real one*

*stares at the pan galactic gargle blaster she ordered*

*laughs at colonel720*

Thinks she will stick with mead, after looking at the pan galactic gargle blaster!

Uhhh... You want it? *hands it to Sigurd*

I guess not... So, what's in this thing?

uhhh i'm still holding on to the real cash register!
*runs out door with the register*

*meets clayre outside* could i please have that back now?

Can anyone tell me what's in this pan galactico garly blast-thing?

You know what? I don't even want to know! Can I just have a simple glass of water please?

a glass of water....those are extremely rare in these parts..