Doghead's Cosmic Bar

well, maybe 5 drinks would do it

*cries louder than before*

There there D. Hello. :-) Care to tell me why the Turtle moves?

-because it was stapled to the chicken?
-to get to the other side?
-masochism?

Nah... Eddy's in the spacetime continuinuinuum again.

Say hi to eddy for me

See the Turtle of enormous girth! His shell is wide as all the earth!

Does this mean the bar is going to come alive and try to eat us all? *eyes the walls nervously*

hello bev arren't there various theories as to why the turtle moves?

and yes the bar is going to eat us all

Given that we are entirely enclosed within the illusory structure we agree to call "Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar", it would seem that we have already been consumed and are suffering no ill effects from it.

Very wise, Not I. However, what about the large pointy teeth that seem to be slowly closing in on us?

D, I was under the impression that it was blasphamy to suggest that the turtle does, in fact, move at all. As far as I have read, no one has discussed why the turtle moves. Maybe I missed something.

What's your theory?