Doghead's Cosmic Bar
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Strange...I too, had a dream. All was void (for 4 days) and from the nothing came...upgrades of a sort...and changes. But now the have not manifeted, so I'll have some OJ tyoo.
Did somebody say spell? I knew it was something like that. I hate being pulled in and out of existence everytime some high and mighty has a whim.
Can I have a beer?
Can I have a beer?
Hmmm. *Coughs* I don't want to seem as if I wasn't minding my own business but *hiccups*, since when vampires drink beer?
I drink beer and hard liquor and I smoke cirgaretts. Unfortunately, the effects wear off right away, but I enjoy it. I don it because it feels good--like a good spot of violence or a really good poem.
Since I'm explaining the basics, I also have sex, even though vampires do not reproduce biologically. I do not, however, cyber, and I wish people would stop asking. I mean, what's the point?
If you are asking what I eat, that's different. After I won back my soul, I live on pig's blood, and sometimes a little otter's blood with a hint of tabasco. People keep mentioning some guy named Joss Whedon who works with something called Mutant Enemy. I don't know what all that's about, but I reckon he knows a lot about Slayers. Maybe he's some sort of watcher with a thing for Buffy. Who knows? But from what people say to me, he knows more about vampires than most. If you are curious about me, I think googling him might explain a few things. Can't be sure though. I don't really have time for such things.
Since I'm explaining the basics, I also have sex, even though vampires do not reproduce biologically. I do not, however, cyber, and I wish people would stop asking. I mean, what's the point?
If you are asking what I eat, that's different. After I won back my soul, I live on pig's blood, and sometimes a little otter's blood with a hint of tabasco. People keep mentioning some guy named Joss Whedon who works with something called Mutant Enemy. I don't know what all that's about, but I reckon he knows a lot about Slayers. Maybe he's some sort of watcher with a thing for Buffy. Who knows? But from what people say to me, he knows more about vampires than most. If you are curious about me, I think googling him might explain a few things. Can't be sure though. I don't really have time for such things.
I saw him. Yes! I saw the professor. *Wilden eyes*. If only I had paper and a pen (or at least, notepad near), I could have asked him an autograph...
Oh yeah, and Croac, please, just leave Mr. Spikebot alone. Do not bug him with your silly questions.
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