Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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colonel720
20 years ago
20 years ago
Instructions on how to drive a waiter crazy:
step 1: order a duck
step 2: when the waiter brings the duck to your table, take one look at it, and complain: "this duck doesn't quack! Aren't ducks supposed to quack??? Take this duck back to the kitchen and bring me one that quacks!"
(I'm just waiting for a customer to try that on me
)
step 1: order a duck
step 2: when the waiter brings the duck to your table, take one look at it, and complain: "this duck doesn't quack! Aren't ducks supposed to quack??? Take this duck back to the kitchen and bring me one that quacks!"
(I'm just waiting for a customer to try that on me

kamikaze666
20 years ago
20 years ago
Im new to this thing and i need sum1 to help me.if any1 would i wud like that thank you 


lunar22
20 years ago
20 years ago
Read the book of AI, and come back when you really have a more to-the-point question
deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
Mmm Kami, what about asking the bartender to serve me a kamikaze? Ill try help you
the time it lasts.

d the novice
20 years ago
20 years ago
time is an ilusion because time can always be divided smaller so therefor ther is no singular unit of time,
without a singular unit of time, time only exists collectively but things can only exist collectively if there are singular units together.of which there are none so therefor time cannot and does not exist
without a singular unit of time, time only exists collectively but things can only exist collectively if there are singular units together.of which there are none so therefor time cannot and does not exist
Bev
20 years ago
20 years ago
Uh,d, by that reasoning wouldn't everything be an illusion? I mean, distance can always be divided into smaller units, as can weight, or for that matter, anything that can be quantified. Are you saying only qualitative experiences are real?
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
With distance, scientists have found a minimum length (called the Planck diststance, I think). It's something like 10^-34 meters. i.e. 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 meters.
(Of course, this is quantum, so who knows whether they'll eventually find a way to subdivide it!
)
(Of course, this is quantum, so who knows whether they'll eventually find a way to subdivide it!

d the novice
20 years ago
20 years ago
yes bev nothing exists tachnically but life was an accident (as you know) so without life it wouldn't matter. so ehhh you know practically it only doesnt exist through a translator such as number syatems such as decimal hexidecimal and binary and so on. these are quite simply creations of life and dont practically exist so anything explained through them = non existent
ladydyke
20 years ago
20 years ago
*runs over and pours drink over colonel720 head and then runs away fast* YIPPIE!!
d the novice
20 years ago
20 years ago
if that sort of behaviour is going to come out of you go to the bar..............................ohhhhhhhhhhh this is the bar :O
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