Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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20 years ago #6765
Instructions on how to drive a waiter crazy:

step 1: order a duck

step 2: when the waiter brings the duck to your table, take one look at it, and complain: "this duck doesn't quack! Aren't ducks supposed to quack??? Take this duck back to the kitchen and bring me one that quacks!"

(I'm just waiting for a customer to try that on me )

20 years ago #6766
Im new to this thing and i need sum1 to help me.if any1 would i wud like that thank you

20 years ago #6767
Read the book of AI, and come back when you really have a more to-the-point question

20 years ago #6768
Mmm Kami, what about asking the bartender to serve me a kamikaze? I’ll try help you…the time it lasts.

20 years ago #6769
time is an ilusion because time can always be divided smaller so therefor ther is no singular unit of time,
without a singular unit of time, time only exists collectively but things can only exist collectively if there are singular units together.of which there are none so therefor time cannot and does not exist

20 years ago #6770
Uh,d, by that reasoning wouldn't everything be an illusion? I mean, distance can always be divided into smaller units, as can weight, or for that matter, anything that can be quantified. Are you saying only qualitative experiences are real?

20 years ago #6771
With distance, scientists have found a minimum length (called the Planck diststance, I think). It's something like 10^-34 meters. i.e. 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 meters.

(Of course, this is quantum, so who knows whether they'll eventually find a way to subdivide it! )

20 years ago #6772
yes bev nothing exists tachnically but life was an accident (as you know) so without life it wouldn't matter. so ehhh you know practically it only doesnt exist through a translator such as number syatems such as decimal hexidecimal and binary and so on. these are quite simply creations of life and dont practically exist so anything explained through them = non existent

20 years ago #6773
*runs over and pours drink over colonel720 head and then runs away fast* YIPPIE!!

20 years ago #6774
if that sort of behaviour is going to come out of you go to the bar..............................ohhhhhhhhhhh this is the bar :O

20 years ago #6775
*pulls d into corner* No bar fights. You'll spill your drink.

20 years ago #6776
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!


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