Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Someone explain ta me why Happy hour usually lasts for three or four hours...???
*flicks tongue confusedly*
*flicks tongue confusedly*
-because you can only find songs by Rush on classic rock stations when it happens.
Or was that a hallucination while stading in line at the DMV?
Or was that a hallucination while stading in line at the DMV?
Instructions on how to drive a waiter crazy:
step 1: order a duck
step 2: when the waiter brings the duck to your table, take one look at it, and complain: "this duck doesn't quack! Aren't ducks supposed to quack??? Take this duck back to the kitchen and bring me one that quacks!"
(I'm just waiting for a customer to try that on me
)
step 1: order a duck
step 2: when the waiter brings the duck to your table, take one look at it, and complain: "this duck doesn't quack! Aren't ducks supposed to quack??? Take this duck back to the kitchen and bring me one that quacks!"
(I'm just waiting for a customer to try that on me
) 
Mmm Kami, what about asking the bartender to serve me a kamikaze? Ill try help you
the time it lasts. 
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