Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*squints at door* Isn't that Rincewind running away? He's being followed by something awful with many little legs...

that is the chest you idiot

*yawns* good morning everyone

*pulls head out from under table*

Morning? I gotta get something to eat- DOGH'D? GUINNESS!

me too

hey esme i will set tiffany aching on you

hello anybody there

Will you indeed? I would like to see you attempt that. Mind Tiffany doesn't turn you into anything too nasty. She's been a lot better since she got rid of the Hiver, but she's still young, and she has a temper.

yeh yeh i know her and her hat full of sky

Hat full of Skyy vodka? I've drunk champaign from a woman's shoe, but drinking with witches sounds intoxicating.

lol

when you drink, you get drunk. when you get drunk, you go to sleep. when you go to sleep, you do no sins. when you do no sins, you go to heaven. So, lets all drink and go to heaven!