Doghead's Cosmic Bar

May I be the first to make a joke about tap dancing?

Sure, we're not so confused we can't understand your joke...

*drinking foriegn herbal drink* I knows a joke. Was about an allegator.

It WAS about? Did the alligator become a wallet? If it did, I don't wan't to hear it. I saw some ads on iguana skin clothing once, I don't want to see any more reptile-based clothing again.

See, this man went into an inn. Yes. It was an inn. And he saw a sign. The sign said "We serve any kind of sandwich." So he said "Get me an alligator sandwich - and make it quick!"

*hisses* I hate it already!

No wait..this man went into an inn. And he saw this sign. The sign said "We serve all kinds of sandwiches." So he said "Get me an alligator sandwich - and I want it right away!"

No! There was a man, and he went an inn and he said "Do you sell sandwiches?" and the other man said "Yes" and he said, "Then give me an alligator sandwich - and don't be a long time about it?"

*Plugs ears*

Oh please. Somebody get me a beer. *looks at Luigi* and make it snappy!

*takes down a drink* I can't hear you, but here's your drink from yesterday, it was frozen to preserve it...

sonora got that tap working again?