Doghead's Cosmic Bar

We ran out of cockroaches for a while, but it's okay now. Some more came in!

No... Its just fun!

Thank you bev! One moment...

*turns to Laydee and makes a soul withering noise*

Jake: Yeah, but thats kind of sleazy ethics, eh?

Besides getting your bot more attention, what is the pay off? Answer none. *wreasels with Luigi over one of the drinks* Hey dogh'd tap beer just ran out!!! Gimme one!

Oh good, a wrestling contest. We used to have these in Greece. Who brought the warm oil?

Yeah, I know. Maybe they can build a feature against that into the forge to stop such problems.

*scartches ladydyke*
sorry, my claws aren't retractable like those lucky dinosaurs on Jurrassic Park.

Anyway, now that the tap has run out you all must ask me for drinks! It's like a bar in a bar! Then again Doh'd probably just has to flip a switch to change the beer tank...

*crawls behind the beer taps*
Hey! Someone's been drilling into these! There are hoses attached! I wonder where they go...
*starts crawling along one of the hoses*

Erm. I didn't tap the taps.

uh huh sure you didn't *pinches luigi paw and grabs dropped drink* I got one I got one!

where's the booze? my tap's not working *hides sus hose behind back*