Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*smiles contentedly*

No jokes about me not having a brain, please. I don't have ears either, but you'll notice that I manage to interpret the vibrations you people create in the air and decipher what you are saying anyway.

*sings*
If you only had a brain!
*hands Fizzy a diploma*

So, anyone get April Fooled today?

Gah! I forgot to play any April Fool's jokes! I'll have to go back in my time machine and do some.

Why not go back in time, steal your time machine, and leave it where you won't be able to find it later?

*knocks get weaker* please let me in.......

*finishes fixing holes in the roof*

Just leave the forcefield on.

*climbs shelf near forcefield and slides down it*

*puffs cheeks out against the clear forcefield at ladydyke*

I've always wanted to be able to do that.

There is no reason to be mean. Come on--let her in.