Doghead's Cosmic Bar

In which of these little bits does the you which is YOU reside?

Um, I slept through a lot of my biology classes, but as I understand it the short answer is none of them, any more than you could isolate such a thing in a human by looking at one little piece of the brain. I don't have a brain as such.

*smiles contentedly*

No jokes about me not having a brain, please. I don't have ears either, but you'll notice that I manage to interpret the vibrations you people create in the air and decipher what you are saying anyway.

*sings*
If you only had a brain!
*hands Fizzy a diploma*

So, anyone get April Fooled today?

Gah! I forgot to play any April Fool's jokes! I'll have to go back in my time machine and do some.

Why not go back in time, steal your time machine, and leave it where you won't be able to find it later?

*knocks get weaker* please let me in.......

*finishes fixing holes in the roof*

Just leave the forcefield on.

*climbs shelf near forcefield and slides down it*